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On Root Cause Analysis

Posted on Mon, Aug. 6th (2012) at 11:15am
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iBoo:  What's that on your shirt?
Me:  Von Crankenstein.
iBoo:  Who made that for you?
Me:  My friend Dylan.
iBoo:  Why?
Me:  Because he's my friend.
iBoo:  Why is he your friend?
Me:  Because we were roommates in college.
iBoo:  Why were you roommates?
Me:  Because we couldn't afford to live on our own.
iBoo:  Why couldn't you afford to live on your own?
Me:  Because we were students.
iBoo:  Why were you sutdents?
Me:  So we could get an education and learn to make something of ourselves.
iBoo:  Why you want to make something of yourself?
Me:  So I could grow up and have you.
iBoo:  Why?
Me:  BECAUSE.

*defeated*

Comments:


trollbabyfeet
trollbabyfeet at 2012-08-06 20:27 (UTC) (Link)
It's a viciously devious technique they use to wear us down. The only sure-fire way to beat it? BECAUSE I'M THE MOM! THAT'S WHY!
Sheilagh
sheilagh at 2012-08-06 21:54 (UTC) (Link)
...Because Rowan was going to need a big sister?
Jenna
rkimedes at 2012-08-06 22:08 (UTC) (Link)
Arrrgh! Why couldn't you have been there with me in the bathroom? That would have been set and match!
Sheilagh
sheilagh at 2012-08-06 22:34 (UTC) (Link)
Unlike you & other parents of newbies, I get SLEEP :)

Surely iBoo will rematch, and you'll be prepared....
Mouser
mouser at 2012-08-06 23:06 (UTC) (Link)
At some point you start asking THEM questions and doing the same thing. That's if you can't get them in a loop:

Me: So I could grow up and have you.
iBoo: Why?
Me: SO I COULD HAVE THIS ON MY SHIRT!
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